susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
