is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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