shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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