smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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