I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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