i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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