and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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