just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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