in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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