I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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