There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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