...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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