My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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