i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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