Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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