I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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