so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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