Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Randomize
