Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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