I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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