I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize