I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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