There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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My liver just had a heart attack.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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