i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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