Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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