OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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