Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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