Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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