I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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