dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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