quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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