I cockslap morals
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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