I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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