Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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