you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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