from now on my penis is your penis
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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