it wasn't lemon gatorade
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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