It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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