the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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