Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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