just come out here and I will go home with you...
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
And then he peed in my hair
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