i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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