i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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