I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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