We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
