We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
