dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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