So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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