I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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