The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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