i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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