Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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