Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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