Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I'm passing your future prison.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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