i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Shame - the story of my life.
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