He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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